National Tell a Joke Day

National Tell a Joke Day is August 16.  Here is a collection of preschool-approved jokes!


What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?

What did the sea say to the sand?
   –Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
   –He felt crummy.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? 
   -A pork chop!
What does a robot frog say?

What do you call it when a cow sings?

How do you make a tissue dance?
   –You put a little boogie in it.

What do elves learn in school?
   –The elf-abet.

Where do snowmen keep their money?
   –In snow banks.

What’s brown and sticky?
   –A Stick


Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here?

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